Zombie Jokes

I have been sharing a few Zombie Jokes over on twitter. Thought I might post a few here:

Zombie Jokes no.1 -What kind of streets do zombies like the best?  Dead Ends.

Zombie Jokes no.2- What is a zombie's favorite toy? A Deady bear!

Zombie Jokes no.3-Why did the zombie cross the road?  He wanted to eat the chicken.

Zombie Jokes no.4 -Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

Zombie Jokes no.5 -What do vegetarian zombies crave? GRAAAINS...more GRAAAAAAINS!

Zombie Jokes no.6 - What is black, white & red all over? A zombie in a penguin suit.

Zombie Jokes no.7-What did the zombie say to the girl with the knife? Go ahead, stab me, I bite you back. 

Zombie Jokes no.8 -What did one zombie say to the other zombie when they were eating a comedien? This tastes funny!

Zombie Jokes no.9-Who won the zombie war? Nobody, it was a DEAD tie!

Zombie Jokes no.10-Why did the zombie cross the road? He wanted to EAT the chicken!