Friday, December 21, 2012

Excerpt: Cavers

 
  Though this is an action adventure, fun YA story, it contains trace horror elements of a dangerous world. I thought I might give an excerpt from one of the few chapters that bring home the dangers of the vampire world.

Vampire Babies Are Deadly


While the girls slept, trouble brewed during the nightly feedings in the nursery. Mira, a thirty-five year old woman, was alone with the three babies. She was an expert at feeding, and often fed two at once with no issues. Tonight she fed the first two simultaneously in their cribs while singing to them. When they finished their bottles she picked them up and put them back into their incubators one at a time.
Mira went to the last baby, Jessie, who needed changing first. She changed her diaper and sang to her as she sat her in the crib. Jessie was a bit gassy so Mira put her over her shoulder quickly and patted her on her small back. Jessie threw up a little bit on her shoulder so Mira put her back down. Mira took off her jacket and laid it over a chair so she could check her blouse to see if it needed changing. Satisfied there was no problem with her blouse, she went back to playing with Jessie before giving her a bottle. Jessie took half the bottle before turning her head and throwing up, requiring another pat on her back. Jessie saw the jacket and the crest and cooed as she was being rocked by her caregiver. Without thinking, Mira lifted her and kissed her and put her over her left shoulder. From this position Jessie could no longer see the jacket or the crest. Being next to Mira’s neck she felt her pulse and smelled her warm blood.
As Jessie listened to Mira’s pounding pulse and smelled her blood, her once-green eyes darkened to a reddish-brown. As Mira rocked and sang to her, Jessie’s little arms began stretching and wrapping around the woman’s neck. When her hands reached each other, the baby’s fingers interlocked and fused. This fusing made an unbreakable wrap around Mira’s neck. Jessie opened her mouth, shifted to get a better focus – and closed gently on the woman’s neck, sealing Jessie’s lips tight upon her. Her suckers protruded, moved carefully and gently to the woman’s skin, and extended a tiny black needle. With a gentle prick, they pierced Mira’s skin.
It happened with little resistance from Mira because she barely felt the punctures. Jessie’s body worked on instinct and began first pumping a hallucinogenic toxin into Mira’s system that gave her feelings of joy and happiness. She continued to sing and rock the baby with no warning that her life was about to be drained from her body. Nor did she notice as Jessie began sucking the blood from her neck and the arms of the little baby tightening their grip.
Like a tic or a leech, a small stream of blood flowed into Jessie’s mouth, down her esophagus to her stomach, which became darker and redder as it filled. After a couple pints her round belly expanded so it could take in more blood. Now Mira began to feel the effects.
Mira’s euphoria suddenly vanished. It was replaced by dizziness. Fighting confusion, Mira gathered her wits, and realized – too late – what had happened. She tried to push the baby away from her chest but it was locked around her neck and would not move. She panicked, started screaming – but she was alone. She hit at the baby and tried desperately, fruitlessly, to pry it off. Each time she pulled the baby, it came back to her, tightening its grip like a constrictor.
With her strength draining and her breathing being choked off, she collapsed to the floor and passed out after a few more minutes of futile struggling. Once she slipped into an unconscious state, the baby released her stranglehold and fed from her neck freely. The baby’s belly grew bigger and resembled that of a pregnant woman in her ninth month. Slowly her legs started expanding and growing longer; they turned darker as blood spread from her stomach into her limbs. Mira’s body seemed to deflate and crumble as the engorged infant continued to feed. By the time Mira’s heart gave its last beat, Jessie had doubled in size.


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Monday, November 5, 2012

Cavers #1 has launched on Amazon



Cavers#1
When teenage girls enter the hidden vampire world to work, who will have the greatest influence on who? These human girls care for their children, fight in their wars, and become the hallmark for integrity and dedication as they help to shape the future of the vampire world.
Through an overabundance of curiosity, fifteen-year-old Allie Carter falls down the rabbit hole to discover this hidden world. Worse, her best friend, Sara Johnson, is running interference for them. Is she one, too?
Instead of running for her life, Allie joins a secret society dedicated to helping the vampires remain hidden. She becomes caretaker to adorable five-year-old Lila and must teach her to blend into human society, but if she fails, death awaits Lila.
To navigate the vampire world and educate the children, Allie moves one step closer to becoming a vampire: she runs faster, leaps higher, hears and sees better, and has increased strength and agility. Will Allie have so much fun she forgets the danger or to educate and protect young Lila? Will turning her back on loving parents be worth risking all when the vampire princess wants to kill her for pure pleasure? Only time will tell.



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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Finished Giveaway

I gave away around 150 copies of Vampires are Real. Getting ready to release the first book in the series, the Lost Vampire Princess. Possibly mid November.

If you are on Goodreads I am currently having a giveaway of Zombie Zora that ends November 20 so hurry and enter to win a paperback copy of my first book.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Vampires aRe ReaL is free sept 20,21,22

Check out my new series. This is a vampire tale that goes in a new direction. Scary vampires and the people brave enough to work with them. It is free on Amazon for the next three days.

Vampires are ReaL  amzn.to/TIivWq

Monday, September 10, 2012

New vampire series launches

I am happy to report that my new vampire series will be launching soon with a short story teaser, Vampires aRe ReaL. Seven year old Allie Carter goes on the adventure of a lifetime and discovers her parents lied to her. Vampires are real and she has found them living in her backyard. The thought should scare her, but Allie is fascinated by them and wants to learn more. Join her on her adventures in the new series with the launch of the first book, The Lost Vampire Princess.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Sugar Baby Watermelons

Thought I might update my garden photos.
This is the edge of my garden. Above you see five Sugar Baby Watermelons. I think they are too large. I assumed they would be the size of a canteloupe, but two of these guys are a foot across.



I pulled this one and cut it open. I was afraid I had  watered too much and it would be overripe and mushy. It turned out okay.


And, last but not least, I grew two other types of melons with my Sugar Babies.
The top left is an Orangelo, they are orange inside. I thought they were round but I have four of them and they are all long like that one. In the bottom center, the small round guy on the bottom is a Yellow Tiger. If grown with Sugar Babies, they are seedless and yellow inside. This is the only one I have so I will take care to make sure it is ripe before pulling. On top of the Yellow Tiger is of course a Sugar Baby, one of six that size.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Reviewer Challenge


I am in need of hot, hot,  hot  reviews. LoL. Anyone who posts a review of Zombie Zora will receive a free copy of Book 2-ZOMBIE INVASION.

Simply post your review on Goodreads or Amazon, let me know when and where it is, and let me know what ereader form you would like to receive ZOMBIE INVASION in.

Thank you for reading and spreading the word about my series to others through your reviews.

PS. If you have already placed a review, let me know and collect your copy of book 2 in the series.

Again, Thanks.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Hooray For Gardeners and Gardening!




Why, you may ask? Because it’s fun, rewarding, and puts idle time to good use. A gardener has a busy life, yet he or she takes time out to nurture something tiny, a seed, an idea, a dream. See where I’m going? Gardeners take the necessary steps to bring forth that which is in the head into fruition. By the way, I love fruit.

It all begins with an idea, a thought. You look at a piece of greeny grass and envision a garden in full bloom. First, you lay the ground work. I have no tiller for my small garden so I borrowed my neighbors to carve out a twelve by twelve area.

Next, comes the separation and clarity of direction. I decide if the size is too big or small and make adjustments. Then I rake out the grass, put it in a pile to burn, and smooth out my fresh Earth.

Next, I imagine crops in full bloom, though I haven’t planted a thing. How much space does each plant need to grow? What kind of irrigation system will I use to water? What kind of fertilizer to buy? What exactly to plant and what will it all cost?

Now that I have taken care of the hard stuff, it is time to get going with the actual manual labor. A labor of love. I make my rows, plant and water, then go inside under the cold air-conditioning. It is time to kick back and marvel at the feat I have accomplished. Daily, I venture out to the garden and water. Then weed and rake. Nurturing. When my garden blooms, I notice too many plants in one area and not enough in another. Time for adjustments, I thin and replant.

Now, I have nothing to do but water and wait for the first blooms. I can go about my daily business, stopping to check, ever so often until the next stage. After my garden has brought forth its bounty and I partake of my Harvest (enjoying some now and putting up the remainder for leaner times) comes the last stage, removing everything and preparing for next year. I think back on what I did right and what I did wrong and note ways of improving the next garden, next year. My mind is ablaze with scenarios.  Here it is winter, and I can’t wait for summer to get started. This garden will be ten times better than the last. Why? I’ve done it once, it was a challenge, but I made it through and now no how to do it better.

One of the pleasures of gardening is the time I get to rest and relax. This is when I get ideas for my stories. Rarely am I stuck, but if so, gardening offers the diversion and environment I need to find my solution. Things just come to me while I’m gardening. I love gardening. How about you?



Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The Perfect Heroine





I have seen so many books that have a heroine who happens to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I mean every guy, animal, or whatever the case may be wants to have sex with her or possess her. She is so irresistible and get this, it is nothing she is doing on purpose, it’s just that “whatever factor”––she happens to possess it. Sorry to all the struggling women out there, you’re just out of luck if she shows up on the scene.
I have also seen, I guess I should say read for clarity, too many stories where she is the smallest thing, yet whips men twice as big as she. She always has to be the biggest and boldest badass in the room. Don’t worry, somehow, someway, she will save the day all by her lonesome. She has to, no one else is capable of setting things right, remember. Ridicules. I hate that recipe.
And let us not forget the ever-present triangle where the girl is human and the two guys or not. Perhaps one is shall we say dead for centuries, wow, great necrophilia story. I mean I would definitely want my teenage daughter to go to a graveyard and dig up a corpse and have sex with it. I’m a good parent, after all. I digress. Let’s get back to our perfect heroine. While one is possibly dead, the other is shall we say some type of beast or transformative being. I double hate that recipe. I know its fantasy and my mind stretches quite nicely, but I like more believable romance. For instance, I like Harry Potter for the simple reason that it’s an average-looking, nerdy boy, desperately searching for a girl, as clumsily as possible and she happens to be human. He may save the world, but girls don’t lose every shred of decorum and throw themselves at his feet, as if she will die if he doesn’t want her.  I know that is not the plot, it is the plot I like though.
For my series, I chose Zora to be a woman of average looks. She is not the most special woman in the world and quite frankly, there is nothing remotely exciting about her. She makes due by highlighting her strengths like loyalty, stubbornness, dedication, but her many weaknesses creep into everyday life causing her problems. I chose to give the title of super badass to another. I chose to give the title of most beautiful and desirable to another. So how can our heroine become the perfect heroine without these props? She doesn’t need them. In due time, she will make decisions that are selfless and prove her worth. She will see how her tunnel vision leads her astray and learns to get out of her comfort zone and step out onto a high wire with no safety net below. She will willingly put her life in the hands of others and find that it doesn’t make her weak, in fact, it strengthens her. These are the things I want to get across and make a heroine, a perfect heroine.
Now, as to likeablity—for the record—I planned on making her not likeable in the beginning. I wanted a break from the many stories of the sexy badass who gets the most attractive man. It’s played out and I refuse to go there. I want the reader to hate her first and then grow to love her, realizing she is a product of environment. Around the right influences, she shines.
So, the perfect heroine is a work in progress as far as I am concerned. She cannot start off in a position of power, she evolves into it. It is okay for her to help save the world, but to single handedly do it while others helplessly watch, no, no, no, no, no. As big as this world is, no single person can save it themselves. Now, you are stretching my suspension of disbelief to its max. I refuse to go there. I’m not alone.
Make a perfect heroine. Give her challenges to overcome and keep moving the goal posts. Before she wins, she has to lose, because when she finally wins, you have reached the end of the story.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Kill Happy


Book 3 will be released soon.


Kill Happy: We're The Future!  (Book 3 – Zora Baker)

If you thought Children of the Corn were bad, wait until you meet these children.

Something strange is happening. It’s not the constant zombie threat, this is something new, something sinister. Camp Brandt’s children are Kill Happy and long to slash a zombie with their machetes. But that’s not it, not entirely. Zora Baker keeps hearing the phrase “We’re the Future.” From adults it is wrong, but from the children, eerie.

The evil Doctor Blake is doing something to the kids, Zora (Zee) knows it in her gut. These kids are already dealing with the loss of their parents – eaten by zombies. Now they have to be subjected to God knows what from a monster like Blake.

The children are aglow with their blind worship of the man. Is it a cult or other nefarious activity that has ensnared these innocents? Zee knows it’s not right and she is determined to get to the bottom of the mystery and set these kids free. If that means putting Blake down, she will.

Fall 2012

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Zombie Jokes



I have been sharing a few Zombie Jokes over on twitter. Thought I might post a few here:


Zombie Jokes no.1 -What kind of streets do zombies like the best?  Dead Ends.
Zombie Jokes no.2- What is a zombie's favorite toy? A Deady bear!
Zombie Jokes no.3-Why did the zombie cross the road?  He wanted to eat the chicken.
Zombie Jokes no.4 -Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Zombie Jokes no.5 -What do vegetarian zombies crave? GRAAAINS...more GRAAAAAAINS!
Zombie Jokes no.6 - What is black, white & red all over? A zombie in a penguin suit.
Zombie Jokes no.7-What did the zombie say to the girl with the knife? Go ahead, stab me, I bite you back. 
Zombie Jokes no.8 -What did one zombie say to the other zombie when they were eating a comedien? This tastes funny!
Zombie Jokes no.9-Who won the zombie war? Nobody, it was a DEAD tie!
Zombie Jokes no.10-Why did the zombie cross the road? He wanted to EAT the chicken!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wet Books do cause Pain.



Thinking back to my past, I recall an interesting fact about both parents. My mother found peace with candles and baths while my father found his peace in the pages of a good book. Mother’s ritual was to fill her large bathtub with water, throw in her bubble maker and oils, and light up to half a dozen candles of various sizes and scents. We all knew when she was taking a bath. Many times I was in my room and the scent would filter in on a wave of peaceful understanding. If mom had been mad at you before, after her bath would be the perfect time to approach her for forgiveness. Many a time I found myself at that bathroom door—I rarely was alone, as I waited for the bubbles and candles to work their magic.

My father, would slip into the tattered, comfy recliner he rescued from our neighbors’ front curb. He would open his book, light his cigar, and lean back. Anyone brave enough to disturb him faced extinction. Never bother him at that time. Wait until he rose to run to the kitchen for a reading snack. At that time, you would catch him in a hurry to agree with whatever you wanted so he could get back to his book. Books were better than TV. I never understood that until later. I was a kid and there was nothing better than TV and cartoons. Who could understand old people? They were strange.

One day, they were out. I forget why. I had a need to understand these mysteries. Instead of taking them one at a time—I know you know where I’m going—I decided to kill two birds with one stone. Great saying, isn’t? Well, I filled the tub and had plenty of bubbles. I lit a couple candles and inhaled deeply. I grabbed a book and placed it on the edge of the tub.

I was smart, I checked for the all-clear before locking the door and getting into the tub. I got comfortable and was feeling good. It was easy to see how baths and scented candles made you feel good. My small head ducked under the water and it was fantastic. Perfect.

Okay, I guess I better get to the problem. I picked up the book and began reading. My hands were wet, but I didn’t give it a second thought. I began reading and in the middle of a great passage, the book slipped out of my wet grip and plunked into the tub. I can’t tell you how horrified I was. I know I stopped breathing for an eternity with the look of pure shock across my face. Eyes as big as saucers and mouth stretched open to the point of dislocating something I might need later.

I frantically dried the book, only I was in the tub wiping with sud-filled hands. Oh God! Did I mention daddy was a big guy, a carpenter and farmer with huge, rough hands and a bad disposition. You know—the wild heathen that only momma could tame.

Well, I won’t bore you any further. To make a long story short, he tanned my hide and instead of going to camp that summer, my camping fee was used to buy him a new book. Since then, I have managed on occasion “to borrow” a book or two while they were out of town. Never again did I venture into that tub and once and for all I realized water and books don’t go together. In fact, bringing them together causes pain.

Learn from my mistake and do better. Cya.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Yeah!!! First Cover Finished

It didn't take as long as I thought It would. I have my first cover and I'm interested in opinions on the design. If you have a comment, hit me up and let me know. I think it lets people know to expect zombies. What do you think? I almost forgot to mention the designer. Covert Art by Dafeenah Jameel
http://www.indiedesignz.com/
popover and take a look.